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Bart Simpson Quotes

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Bart Simpson

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Bartholomew "Bart" J. Simpson is a fictional character in the animated television series The Simpsons, who is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. At ten years of age, he is the oldest child of Homer and Marge Simpson, and is the brother of Lisa and Maggie. Bart's most prominent character traits are his mischievousness, rebelliousness, disrespect for authority and sharp wit. During the first two seasons of The Simpsons, Bart was the show's main character; while later episodes started to focus more on Homer, Bart remains one of the most enduring characters on the series, and has proven to be one of the most iconic characters in the history of American television animation.

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Quotations

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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

~ Bart Simpson
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.

~ Bart Simpson
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I am not the new Dalai Lama

~ Bart Simpson
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Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

~ Bart Simpson
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Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

~ Bart Simpson
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

~ Bart Simpson
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All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!

~ Bart Simpson
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You kill 'em, we grill 'em!

~ Bart Simpson
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

~ Bart Simpson
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

~ Bart Simpson
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I will not draw naked ladies in class.

~ Bart Simpson
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I will not dissect things unless instructed.

~ Bart Simpson
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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

~ Bart Simpson
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