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Groucho Marx Quotes

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

~ Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

~ Groucho Marx

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

~ Groucho Marx

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.

~ Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

~ Groucho Marx
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