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Quentin Crisp Quotes

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"

~ Quentin Crisp

As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.

~ Quentin Crisp
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

~ Quentin Crisp
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

~ Quentin Crisp

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