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Woody Allen Quotes

About Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Life: 1935 - ?

Country: us flag America

Profession: Writer; Comedian; Playwright;

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian, and playwright. His large body of work and cerebral film style, mixing satire, wit and humor, have made him one of the most respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era.[1] Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majority of them. For inspiration, Allen draws heavily on literature, philosophy, psychology, Judaism, European cinema and New York City, where he was born and has lived his entire life.

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Quotations

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~ Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

~ Woody Allen

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

~ Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

~ Woody Allen

- Without Feathers

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It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

~ Woody Allen

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

~ Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

~ Woody Allen
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